Things the Characters from Furuba Would Never Say

[Ayame-san]

Awrighty! Here, we'll compile a list of things the Furuba characters wouldn't be caught dead saying! ^-^ (That's a bit of a kunundrum, but hey!) Make 'em funny! I'll start it off with a few of mine...

Yuki: Nii-san, you’re the greatest! I want to be just like you!
(There’s no way Yuki would ever say that…-_-

Ritsu: It wasn’t me.
Ayame: GOMEN NASAI!


I know mine aren't that great...I can't think just now. XD

[Tohru Honda]

Tohru: Oh Yuki-kun, Kyo-kun...I can't deny my burning hot passions any longer...MAKE LOVE TO ME!

Oh god. HAHAH.

[Momiji-Kun!]

OMG. xxD Yeah, Tohru-chan. Both, at the same time, right? xxD

I'll have to think about ones for Momiji. He's so random. *ponders this*

[Tohru Honda]

Of course both, what'd you expect? Tohru's a flippin' player. HAHAHAH.

[Momiji-Kun!]

*gigglesnort*

Yup. But can we have a foursom? I want Kyo-kun, too.

Yuki's not so bad on the eyes, either. *dreamy look*

ANYWAYS:

I still haven't come up with one. *sigh*

[Kureno]

*Laughs.* You're all so bad. But include me and I won't say a word. *Winks.*

Hmm...what to say...hmm

Yuki-Matoko-chan, Minami-chan come on a date with me I just love fangirls.

Shigure-I hate bugging my editor

Ayame-From now on I will wear my hair....short!

Akito-Tohru, along with the Jyuunishi you have won...the great Sohma Estate and Hatori's car

All right. Mine weren't great either but this is the first time I've done this.

[Momiji-Kun!]

OOh! I gots one!

Akito: Oh, Kyo! Forgive me, for everything I've done! If anyone's the monster, I am!!
Kyo: Oh, Akito! I accept! Let's never fight again!

Hehe.

And...
That's all I got. >.<

[Ayame-san]

Kyahaha! XD These are really good. I'll have to think up some more...-Ponders-

[Tohru Honda]

Shigure: Well...in that case...I suppose I will have to take up that vow of chastity.

[Kureno]

*Laughs.* These are great.

Yuki Fanclub girls-We are now offically the Tohru Honda fan club

Hiro-The Mogeta anime is my all time favorite show

Mogeta- I'm an important character in this show and book

Kyo-Hug me Yuki

Does Mogeta even talk? I don't think so. *Shrugs.* Oh well maybe someone will still find it funny.

[Momiji-Kun!]

Mogeta says MOOOGEEETTTAAAA... xxD He scares me. O.o;;

Yuki Fangirls: We officially have become the Kyo Sohma fanclub!
Yuki: Oh! can I join??

and

Hatsuharu: Got milk?

[Kureno]

The whole Mogeta thing scares me

Kyo-Yes! A fan club. My rigt side is my good side

Kyo(again)-Yeah sure you can have my bracelet as a present

Kagura-From now on my one goal is not to marry Kyo but to marry Mogeta

Kyo-NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

Shigure-They don't eat dogs is Taiwan

Me-Don't ask about Shigure's line. It's from a funny song the name of which is probaly They don't eat dog in Taiwan no more.

[Momiji-Kun!]

Kyo: *looking at Yuki* We'll be bestest fwiends forever and ever! *starry eyed*
Yuki: Yes! Oh, Kyo! No one knows me like you do!
Tohru: Kodak Moment!

Kyo: *getting down on one knee* Kagura, will you marry me? *holding shiney engagement ring*

[Kureno]

Hatori-I have given up being a doctor to fufill my passion of ballet

Yuki-Get ou of here Tohru! You're ruining our Kodak moment

Tohru-Akito is a egotistical, pychotic, crazy, sociopathic, narcissitic, sadistic, and just plain mean evil person.


Kagura-No! I'd never marry you Kyo.
Me-Who knew Tohru knew those words?

[Momiji-Kun!]

Kyo: But Kagura! My love for you burns with the white hot intensity of a thousand suns! You must marry me! And then we will make sweet love 'til morning!

Me: *faints from jealousy*

Shigure: Highschool girls? Nah, I'll pass.